EVIL MUSKRAT! from Evil Muskrat by BEFRI STENDS

Evil muskrat, likes to eat!
(evil muskrat) bites my feet!
(evil muskrat) chasing me!
got an evil muskrat on my street!

HE'S HIDING IN THE BRUSH
HE WORSHIPS ELON MUSK
HE'S GONNA STEAL YOUR MAN
HE'S GONNA GET ME CANNED
AND HE RECYCLES TRASH
HE'S GONNA GIVE YOU SASS
HE'S STAYING UP ALL NIGHT
JUST FOR AN ANKLE TO BITE

(evil muskrat) he's nocturnal
(evil muskrat) he smells like a urinal
(evil muskrat) he read my journal
(evil muskrat) and he killed my turtle!
RIP Sheldon :-(

Evil muskrat! he'll crop your t-shirts!
(evil muskrat) he'll scuff your sneakers!
(evil muskrat) he'll tell your teachers!
(evil muskrat) hates all them creatures!

(evil muskrat) he'll give you rabies!
(evil muskrat) he'll eat your babies!
(evil muskrat) created scabies!
(evil muskrat) and he hates rhyming

• Punk
• Portland