Dad's Secret from Cannon & Ballbag by Das Ingtons

My Dad sat me down
I sat on his knee
He explained to me his legacy....

'Son, I need to talk to you.
Tell you things that I have done.
In 2003, I finally made a breakthrough.
Son, I invented salsa'

'What? Dad, you invented salsa in 2003?
What, oh hang on. I'm pretty sure that salsa has already been made'

'Son, my car. This house. Everything you've ever had.
All paid for by salsa.'

'Dad, how can you.. I've never even seen you chop a tomato.
How can you claim you invented salsa in 2003?'

'How dare you! I invented salsa. Tomatoey accompaniment to tortilla chips.
I invented salsa.'

Salsa is my legacy
Salsa is my legacy
Salsa is my legacy
Salsa is my legacy

• Experimental
• dad
• dyson
• easy
• father
• invention
• madness
• mental
• piano
• salsa
• tortilla
• United Kingdom