Hey, Owls from Cannon & Ballbag by Das Ingtons

This is a public message for all owls. Listen up.

Owls. Owls. Hey, hey, hey owls.
Owls. Owls. Hey, hey, hey owls.
Owls. Owls. Hey, hey, hey owls.
Owls. Owls. Hey, hey, hey owls.

I bumped into an owl in a chip shop queue
He ordered 2 saveloys and a irn-bru

Saveloy chatter

I bumped into an owl in a chip shop queue
He ordered 2 saveloys and a irn-bru
I asked him what he was doing there in the day
He said 'All other owls were dicks' and he was doing it his way.

He did a rap in the chip shop about being nocturnal, I can't remember what he said but it probably rhymed with 'nocturnal'. I can't remember exactly what it was but it might have been 'eternal' maybe, I don't know.

Owls are missing out on shops, and fetes and bands.
You can tell them but they just don't understand.
I mean you're not allowed to shake an owl and scream in its face 'Stop sleeping in the day, you're missing out on loads of cool stuff such as carnivals, Songs of Praise and cricket and shit' .

That would make it a bit weird, and you're not allowed to do that.

• Experimental
• Hibernate
• RickyBarnes
• drums
• mental
• owls
• rock
• wings
• United Kingdom