I Drink from Thigh Island by Das Ingtons

I hate Vimto
I don't like Tizer either
Cups of tea aren't good for me
They dry up my saliva.
I don't get on with alchohol
It only makes me spew
Lucozade is not my favourite. Neither is Irn-Bru.

I don't like drinking Lilt.
I'm intolerant of milk.
Not sure if it's the lactose
Or because it tastes like shit.

I'm the definition of a thirsty man
I'm about as thirsty as a guy can get
I've got dehydration and I need refresh
I've got dehydration and I need refresh.

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• Experimental
• best
• chas
• dave
• drink
• first
• hairy chest
• mental
• schweppes
• second
• thirst
• United Kingdom