Moto from I'm by Das Ingtons

3/4 of a mile. 1/2 a mile. 1/4 mile. Take the next exit...

If you're driving fast,
if you're driving slow,
if you've got a long fucking way to go,
well there's one place that you oughta know.
It's called Moto.

If you're driving fast,
if you're driving slow,
if you've got motherfucking caravan in tow,
well there's one place that you oughta go.
It's called Moto.

There's a healthy choice of slot machines.
The toilets, they are always clean... (Moto)
You can find them over there
Next to the vibrating chair...

So, if you need a Twix on the M6
If you need a wee on the M3
If you are Islamic and wanna buy balsamic
That's the place you oughta be...
So, if you need a Twix on the M6
If you need a wee on the M3
If you drive a lorry and you wanna do some dogging
That's the place you oughta be.

Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto
Whoooooooooooooooo!!

If you're driving fast,
if you're driving slow,
If you're on the way back from the county show
Well there's one place you oughta go,
it's called Moto.
If you're driving fast,
if you're driving slow,
And if you're feeling sick and you're gonna throw
Well there's one place that you oughta throw.
It's called Moto.

If you need a Twix on the M6
If you need a wee on the M3
If you are a wazzock and you wanna buy some salad,
that's the place you oughta be.
If you need a Twix on the M6
If you need a wee on the M3
If you're in a panic and you can't find a mechanic
That's the place you oughta be.

Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto

• Experimental
• mental
• United Kingdom