PDF from Talc Chat by Das Ingtons

I'm a PDF, do you know what that means?
I'm a PDF - inside computer screens.

'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'. 'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'.

I'm a PDF, designed by Adobe.
I'm a PDF, but can you edit me?

Yeah, the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'. Yeah, the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'.

But if you wanna edit me, good luck in doing it for free. You'll have to go online you see - and then they'll charge you a small fee. I just wanna edit a few bits, this website is the total shits. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing.

'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'. 'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'.

I shouldn't have to add on a Chrome extension.
What is a .tff file anyway?

Why is this so damn freaking hard? I've just signed up with a credit card. There's got to be another way, then signing up free for 7 days. I'm asking you Adobe please help me, I'm begging you - I'm on my knees. Just help me Adobe, help me. I'm having a breakdown!

'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'. 'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'.

Christ!
Death to Adobe!
Death to Adobe!
Now it's got a freaking watermark on it...

'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'. 'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'.

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