Wasabi from I'm by Das Ingtons

Uh, wasabi. Hot, hot Wasabi.
Uh, wasabi. Hot, hot Wasabi.
Is it safe? Wasabi. Hot, hot wasabi.
Is it dangerous? Wasabi. Hot, hot wasabi. C'mon!

What used to be called exotic, is now no longer exotic.
Foreign food's just common food. You can buy it in Boots while you're shopping for plasters and Aspirins.

Nobody know what's truly inside wasabi, there's ingredients on the side of the packet but they're written in some strange pictorial hieroglyphic that I can't decipherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

It accompanies sushi. It accompanies sushi. It accompanies sushi. ...and not much else.

So, I tear the corner off the plastic pouch and place some of the green paste in my mouth. At first it doesn't seem so bad but after a few seconds I start to get a strange feeling in my face. Feels like this:

Woooooooahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhohahhhhhhhhharrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.

A few seconds go by and it's starting to get stronger now. It feels a little bit like my skulls expanding, is it expanding?I run to the mirror but in my reflection I can't see any change at all, yet I feel like I'm going to die. It feels like there's steam coming out of my fucking face. Oh my god, my nasal passages are disintegrating. What is this? What is this evil? There' no other fucking food group that give me this sensation. It's rising, I can't stop it. What have I done? What the fuck have I done?

Arrrggghhhhhhhhhh!!

Huh, wasabi. Hot, hot wasabi.
Huh, wasabi. Hot, hot wasabi.
Is it safe? Huh, wasabi. Hot, hot wasabi.
Is it dangerous? Huh, wasabi. Hot, hot wasabi. Go!

It seems like the pain has resided a bit now, I think I might've enjoyed that but I'm not entirely sure it's safe. How can that be safe? How? Explain to me...

What is it made of? Can somebody tell me?
What is it made of? Where did it come from? Japan! Japan!
What is it made of? Can somebody tell me? (tell me now)
What is it made of? Where did it come from? Japan! Japan!

Japan! Japan! Japan! Japan! Japan! Japan! Japan! Japan! Japan!

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• dangerous
• das
• dasingtons
• food
• hot
• ingtons
• mental
• wasabi
• United Kingdom