FRESH BODY by Dollwash

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Hello, SPECTATOR 204-08-796,

Hope this reaches you well. We'd like to notify you that your request of FRESH BODY (x1) has been put on STANDBY due to failure of payment.

Presently, you have a balance due of $9,994.73. Please pay this amount to prevent further action. Failure to make a payment may result in complete forfeiture of all sensory organs and associated memories.

If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to contact us by entering the access code in the upper right corner at any vending kiosk and follow the instructions on the screen.

Kindest regards,
Department Of Operational Matter

D O L L W A S H

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