Codependent Sonata from The Aristocrat by Eric Schwartz

I think it's time that i should settle down
Bite the bullet, stop my running round
Cuz darlin’ you're the best I’ve ever found
And I've searched the whole wide world

Girl, you’re everything a man could want
Midnight lover, morning confidant
This I swear to you, I forever shall be true
Never mind those other girls

All those other girls
All those other girls
All those other
lovely
supple
younger
girls

You fucking whore you're trying to castrate me
Just take my balls and get it over with
I shoulda seen it from the start
You’ve got a steel trap for a twat
This I’ve always known

I am man and men are wild and free
I won’t have no succubus controlling me
And it’s a blessing and a curse
And for better or for worse
Men were meant to walk the world alone
All alone, all alone
Getting up
Going to bed
Getting old
Dying all alone

I think it's time that I should settle down
Bite the bullet, stop my running round
Cuz darlin, you’re the best I’ve ever found
Never mind those other girls

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