Deep from Chromium Dockyard by Gary Le Strange

DEEP
I’m too deep for you, darling
Oh yeah
DEEP
I’m too deep for you, honey
Oooh yeah
I’m deeper than anybody I know

Oh baby, I'm so deep
I'm deeper than the moon and the stars
Deeper than the deep blue sky
Deeper than a Black Hole
Ahhh - let me suck you into me

Why are people so horrible to each other?
And why is war so commonplace?
Is God a bearded old man or is he a lady?
Does Santa really exist?

All these questions are important to me
Because I’m bloody brainy (No one understands me)
I often contemplate them down the canal
When it’s all grey and rainy

I’m too deep, I’m too complicated
Too deep for you to understand
And maybe that’s why nobody will go out with me
I’m too deep, yeah

I’m deeper than you
I’m deeper than me

Why do you always ignore me out in the playground?
Is it because I wear spectacles?
Why did your teacher have me bundled out of the classroom?
Why did she call me a perv?

Every time I try to get on with you
We speak a different language (Zhebned hellisch dramney)
Every time I try to get off with you
I get a knuckle sandwich (From all your family)

I’m too deep, I’m too complicated
Too deep for you to understand
And maybe that’s why nobody will go out with me

I’m too deep, I’m way too profound and unique
I’m so gifted and wise
And maybe that's why nobody will go out with me
(I won’t go out with him)

Maybe I should exercise
Stop painting big black rings round my eyes
Learn to drive, get a steady job
Is that the kind of prick you want?
Cos he sounds like a fool

I’m too fucking deep

Right then
I'm gonna throw myself in the sea now
Might write a poem while I'm drowning
About how much you hate me

I’m too deep, I’m too complicated
Too deep for you to understand
And maybe that’s why nobody will go out with me

I’m too deep, I don’t ride a bike or climb trees
What kind of knob would do that?
I'll tell you what kind - a shallow uninteresting creep
I'm too deep, yeah ow

Huh

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