Love Bites from Internet Famous by Insane Ian
Tracklist
| 11. | Love Bites | 3:51 |
Lyrics
Oh, my wife and I were happy
and some might call it "sappy"
when we bought our first house in New Orleans
We had such friendly neighbors
even though we were just strangers
but everything was not so great, it seems.
One night we met a tall and lanky man who was quite pale
Descended from the vikings, he said with pride
My wife took one small glance and without fail
She suddenly invited him inside
She hasn't been the same
since that fateful night
And upon her neck I see...
Love Bites. Love Bites.
Upon her neck I think I see
Love Bites. Love Bites.
Now she spends her nights in the park
She wakes up when it's NEAR DARK
She spends all evening out, FROM DUSK TIL DAWN
She sleeps all day, makes no noise
I fear she may be LOST, BOYS
And on tv TRUE BLOOD is always on.
It seems she's taken a job on the NIGHTWATCH
On the graveyeard shift inside SALEM'S LOT
She has THE THIRST for something a bit thicker than scotch
and never lets a bleeding wound to clot
ONCE BITTEN by that man
she's out 'til the TWILIGHT
and I fear she might leave me...
Love Bites. Love Bites.
I fear she might just leave me
Love Bites. Love Bites.
It seems like every night she's out there with him
I don't know how much more I can take
She says that on that night we LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
but I fear that her heart may be at stake
So, now my wife has left me
And now I feel drained empty
Although she always said I was her type
But that last laugh will be mine
because all during this time
My new girlfriend name BUFFY's worth the hype
I just can't forgive the way she left me
and if I run into that man in the dark, I'll
give him the silver necklace she gave back to me
and at least that lanky bastard doesn't sparkle!
So listen to my story
and it's not out of spite
Believe me when I say...
Love Bites. Love Bites.
Please believe me when I say
Love Bites. Love Bites.
Credits
"Love Bites"
Lyrics by Ian Bonds
Music by Ian Bonds & Ben Stahl







