REALVOID! by Max Culp

this is a song that i started like a year ago when i was scared that my dog was gonna die soon. the pup has now passed. frank, my baby, my little frankendog. he's a poo! he's a baby! he's my little babydog! who's a little baby? a little baby frank? he's-a-little-baby-he's-a-ba-ba-baby-dog! <3 frankenstuffs

"Max Culp? Where do I even start? Maxxy is the best friend I could ever possibly ask for. I trust Max with my life— honestly. One time I was pretty sure I was about to run out of shampoo, and Maxxy was in my bathroom in less than ten minutes with a brand new bottle of JOHNSON'S® Baby Shampoo. What more can I say? Maxxy is the [redacted]. Hands down."
-Ted Allen, Host of Food Network's Chopped. <3