Cody's Mamajam from Bad Pancake by Pretty Bird

Well, Cody likes to take shits in my front seat,
and, to be honest with you,
it doesn't bother me...
Cuz I've cleaned his shit up so many times,
that you know, it doesn't other me.
You know, it's alright.
It's alright.

But, unfortunately...
the mechanics don't agree...
That any amount of cat shit is okay on the seat...
So they refused me service.
Said to tow me somewhere else.
and said, "You crazy cat-lady, you need some help!"

Well no-shit, I need help!
My fucking windshield is gone...
I need a new fuel pump and you tell me, 'move on'?
I'm not an animal-abuser.
Cody is fine.
He just happened to shit at the worst of times.

Well, I couldn't afford another tow-truck fee..
So I had to sell off my sweet Betty.
And now i'm technically...homeless...
But it's alright.
Cuz as long as I've got Cody,
You know I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.

See, I used to travel with three fat cats,
but two of them are gone and it makes me sad.
So when my windsheild flew off, I almost died...
But, you know, it's not a big deal, because we're alive!
We're alive.

See, in my humble opinion, it's more constructive...
to think about what you get here, that's POSITIVE!
Like awesome friends, and no STDs,
and laundry rooms, and a shitton of weed!

and I don't have to clean up cat-shit anymore
cuz Cody ripped a hole in the tent...
now he has his own door! :-)
So don't worry about me.
If I have a bad day...I'll just wait for tomorrow,
then I'll be okay!
I'm okay.

And even if I'm not...I'll be a little bitch.
Then write a song about it, then get over it.
And drill it to myself ten-thousand times...
til I really start believing that I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.

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