ANPR (squat) by Simon Ford

Between and betwixt hitting the ANPR zone
Touching cloth diverted to Deby & Jones
All picturesque except for the lack of a Thrown
Two wheels up in my shed of a car

Sururbo scar configured
Motion detector triggered

I solemnly swear to the gated community Czar
I'll have it bagged and tagged
With Latin insignia
For all the shabby-chic basement cinemas.

Picture this I know you'd rather not
My eyes are crossed, and my T's got a dot
Outraged parishioners behind Futron blinds

They can't smell theirs,
but they can surely smell mine
No exhibit A
No buried treasure
I had it down just so
I thought you'd like to know.

• Ballads
• Retro!
• Rock
• Woogie-withers
• melodic
• piano
• rock`n`roll
• United Kingdom