Robot Baby from Notions by So<kpupp3t

(<3)
I am not in love
It is not what I am thinking of
But my life is needing something more
Somebody that I can care for

The morning is alright
But by the time that it becomes night
I don't know what to do
My empty nest is making me feel blue

(fluffy)
Hey, sister, I got what you need
It's a robot baby that you don't need to feed
You just plug it in every night
And it also doubles as a convenient light

It slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries
And inside the box is another surprise
It's a diet pill that'll make your hair long
And the side effect is that you'll break into song

(<3)
I waited my four to six weeks
But by the time it was getting bleak
A package it came for me
I plug it in, but then what I see

When I try to sleep it glows
This is something that must too lay low
I am getting annoyed
At this silly malfunctioning android

(fluffy)
That's not covered by the warranty
But we'll sell you one for an additional fee
The product went through a focus group
And what everyone wanted was a big feature soup

You can't expect everything to work right
Our scientists made it overnight
Just be glad you got it in only one piece
Try our other product, a robotic niece

(<3)
This is such crap, I am sending it back
Everything you make is so totally wack
And the diet pill had the opposite effect
I now weigh fifty pounds, but my song is in check

I do not think you went to the FDA
I will sue you all and make you all pay
To get the address I call the support line
In Indonesia on my very own dime

(Jane Barbe)
The number you have reached
Is not in service
Please check the number
And dial again

(<3)
Oh, fuck...

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