Dry January from Ding Dong by That Joe Payne

Yeah

Oh, yeah, come on

Dry dry dry dry dry January
I don’t want to do it
How will I get through it
Yeah, I must admit it’s kinda scary
Cos winter’s depressing
My mind starts obsessing

I wish I could hibernate
Maybe I could master
A new year’s resolution
It’s my solution to the pain
Someone needs to mediate
This darkness and the laughter
To find a substitution
For the pollution I obtain

I always drink too much in the winter
‘til my troubles disappear
And I might wear a dark tan in the summer
But I’ll be glowing red by new year

I’d better try that dry dry dry dry dry January
Cos my liver’s for living
So, I’d better give in
And try that dry dry dry dry dry January
Or my life could be over
If I don’t get sober

If I don’t get sober
Oh, yeah, come on

Try try try try try as I may
It’s so melancholic
Am I an alcoholic?
Best of intentions, then I stray
Can’t seem to control it
I overindulge it

I wish I could hibernate
Maybe I could master
A new year’s resolution
It’s my solution to the pain
Someone needs to mediate
This darkness and the laughter
To find a substitution
For the pollution I obtain

(Dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry)
White wine
(Dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry)
Ice
(Dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry)
Blood of Christ
(Dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry)
What would Jesus do?
I bet he’d have one too
I bet he’d have one too

I always drink too much in the winter
‘til my troubles disappear
And I might wear a dark tan in the summer
But I’ll be glowing red by new year

I ought to wake up every morning hungover
But I don’t even feel them now
Cos before we’ve had a chance to recover
We’ll be buying in another round

I’d better try that dry dry dry dry dry January
Cos my liver’s for living
So, I’d better give in
And try that dry dry dry dry dry January
Or my life could be over
If I don’t get sober

Dry dry dry dry dry January
Dry dry dry dry dry
Dry dry dry dry dry
Dry dry dry dry dry January
Dry dry dry dry dry
Dry dry dry dry dry

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