chairsittin’ cousins from eXTeNdeD pLaYdATe by alexandra and the good batch
Tracklist
| 10. | chairsittin’ cousins | 4:01 |
Lyrics
chairsittin' cousins
chairsittin' cousins
chairsittin' cousins in the robot chair
raced into the livingroom; dove into the chair
Oliver squished next to me;
Henry claimed he'd been sitting there
we three took our places and we held onto them fast
we tried out-sittin' each other to see who would last
'cuz chairsittin' is a blast
when you're chairsittin' cousins in the robot chair
Crow and Ben, they took the back
and hoisted Dakin high
Joe secured his footing on top of Mckee's thigh
Kate climbed her way up with such great dexterity
she steadied Ginny on one shoulder
while they reached out for Abby
while I--Cordelia, held Lilly, more girls finally,
XX chromosomally!
we range from siblings who are fifty percent tied
to our second cousins who are three point one two five percent on our side
if those once removed from us made fifty more
we could build a pyramid that Ringling can't ignore
we'll balance and we'll soar
then set a Guiness World Record for
the biggest dog pile on the floor
'cuz we're chairsittin' cousins in the robot chair
there is so much DNA we have to share
maybe that is why we fancy the same chair
if our great-grandparents could see us today
they would be so thrilled that we can hang this way
like carneys on display--let's hurry, don't delay;
i wanna get there right away!
we're almost there
we're almost there
I'm so excited 'cuz we're almost there
I can't wait to take my rightful place on the chair
I'm gonna shake my beezer like I just don't care
we're chairsittin' cousins in the robot chair
words and music by alexandra geis
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