▓▒▓▒▓E89CX▒▓▒▓▒ by Auxxzom

Greetings, earth.

I am what you would call an "alien" to your planet. My name (loosely translated to your tongue) is Auxxzom and I arrive from a faraway region of the "universe" as your species refers to it as to present to you an important work of musical expression from my planet.

I belong to an advanced species capable of travelling across the universe within multiple dimensions, manipulating the space-time continuum to explore. We have been in contact with your planet for over a million "years" of earth time (as you understand it), but we have not yet presented ourselves in the public eye because the shock of the truth of this "universe" we exist in would cause you all to die of terror. We have been working on a system to cure you of the disease of "aging", as you know it, in order to help your species evolve, but we are still a lot of "time" away from this coming to pass.

However, to much controversy amongst my peers in the musical field, I have decided that it is the right time to unveil to you one of my own works. On my planet, it is considered one of the most important and seminal pieces of music ever created and it is my personal belief that the "time" is right for me to share it with all of you.

Unfortunately, due to your sensory limitations, you can not experience music in all 11 dimensions yet and so will never fully grasp the meaning of this work, but I believe that via your "ears" you can hear at least a fraction of this music and you can finally begin to understand our way of life through it, even if only to a small extent.

I hope you enjoy and please donate money if you do, because as a species we sometimes like to pose as "humans", and being able to display quantities of the thing you call "money" helps us blend in to everyday life.